High-octane Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Humpty Dumpty hit a wall, and all the kings' men and all the kings' motorcycles' couldn't put him back together again.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

I love my motor.

Filling up.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Fuels paradise.

Gas prices up.

Life in the Fast Lane.

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

'Do you have poop points?'

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Fat Reduction Clinic.

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Pummping oil on troubled waters.