High-octane Enthusiast Mugs

'Humpty Dumpty hit a wall, and all the kings' men and all the kings' motorcycles' couldn't put him back together again.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Filling up.

I love my motor.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Life in the Fast Lane.

Gas prices up.

Fuels paradise.

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

'Do you have poop points?'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Fat Reduction Clinic.

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.