High-octane Hobbyists T-Shirts

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

"Fresh pepper?"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

The Remote Olympics

"Renovating your bathroom?"

"Bob! What are you doing in your boat?" "Waiting for the big spring thaw!"

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

'Humpty Dumpty hit a wall, and all the kings' men and all the kings' motorcycles' couldn't put him back together again.'

Recombinant DNA

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

'Hello and welcome to the stupidly hyperbolic awards.'

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

Little Beverly Cards

'We were thinking of building something a little subtle this time... haha, just kidding, make it horrible.'

Penny Farthing Racing Bike

Drones

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

'I want the new BX 406, not the 407 and I want expanded memory with a graphics converter...'

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."

Wife says: 'Very festive, but I can't seem to find the door.'

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XV. - At the derby.

Between tour-groups, Lance and the boys would while away their spare time by flicking bungee bands at passing aircraft.

Knitting On-Line

'That's business class.'

Morris Dancers Stamping, Stamp Collectors Society

"You've got cabin fever. Cut back on the bird watching."

'I just sold 50 gallons of blood to buy new hunting equipment. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going home to pass out.'