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'That's business class.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

A trevor of trainspotters

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"Gentlemen, I'm afraid things are worse than we thought."

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

'It says the artist got the idea while indulging in one of his hobbies.'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

'Just how tall is this building?'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

Mile high skydivers

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

"Launch the surgical strike!"

An accident could be on the cards

'No wonder prices are slightly higher north of the himalayas.'

Around the World By Balloon.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 1.

March of the Ducklings

Drones

"I keep telling you, William... you're stacking the cans too high!"

'I want the new BX 406, not the 407 and I want expanded memory with a graphics converter...'

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."

'Have you considered pro-basketball, son.'

"Fly? She's big enough to achieve altitude without taking off!"

Amazing new Adjust-A-Height!

Welcome to Everest - Highest Mountain in the World!

'Uh... do you think it's too late to put in bulbs?'

"You've got cabin fever. Cut back on the bird watching."

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