Mile-high Hobbyists Gifts

'That's business class.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

A trevor of trainspotters

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"Gentlemen, I'm afraid things are worse than we thought."

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

'Just how tall is this building?'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

Mile high skydivers

"Launch the surgical strike!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 1.

Around the World By Balloon.

'No wonder prices are slightly higher north of the himalayas.'

An accident could be on the cards

March of the Ducklings

Drones

"I keep telling you, William... you're stacking the cans too high!"

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

'I want the new BX 406, not the 407 and I want expanded memory with a graphics converter...'

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."

'Have you considered pro-basketball, son.'

"Fly? She's big enough to achieve altitude without taking off!"

Welcome to Everest - Highest Mountain in the World!

Amazing new Adjust-A-Height!

'Uh... do you think it's too late to put in bulbs?'

"You've got cabin fever. Cut back on the bird watching."

"I can't believe they're actually going to let us build the thing!"