Mile High Club Enthusiast Gifts

'We have reached our flying height...and the rest rooms are free for any of you who fancy a quickie!'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

The Walk of Shame

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Too much club."

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

"If you don't like the chicken, perhaps we can have the air marshal shoot a goose."

Gorgeous Groovers.

Gentleman's Club Scene

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

Brew Clubs

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

'I would say that we have unearthed ancient hunting weapons.'

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

Cybergoths.

Explorers Club

Nerd night at the club.

"Boy, first class sure looks good."