Mile High Club Enthusiast Gifts

'We have reached our flying height...and the rest rooms are free for any of you who fancy a quickie!'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

Blockbuster Billion Club

The Walk of Shame

"Too much club."

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

His master's chill-out album

"If you don't like the chicken, perhaps we can have the air marshal shoot a goose."

Gentleman's Club Scene

Gorgeous Groovers.

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

I'm nervous, Sadie. Relax, Darlene. It's your bachelorette party. But an all-male revue – It sounds gross. Men go to strip clubs, why can't we? Besides, this place is a classy international venue. Palais des Beefcakes? Show us your pecs!

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

Time-of-the-month club.

Brew Clubs

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

Cybergoths.

'I would say that we have unearthed ancient hunting weapons.'

Nerd night at the club.

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

Explorers Club

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

"Boy, first class sure looks good."