Mile High Club Seeker Gifts

"Hi, may I offer you something to vomit at the next patch of turbulence?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

The Walk of Shame

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Too much club."

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

After party at the spill club.

"If you don't like the chicken, perhaps we can have the air marshal shoot a goose."

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

Club insecurity.

His master's chill-out album

Gorgeous Groovers.

Get a life

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

Explorers Club

"Would you like to dance with me?"

'I would say that we have unearthed ancient hunting weapons.'

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

Mile high skydivers

"Boy, first class sure looks good."

Members only.

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

"Boy - Talk about exclusive!"

Birthday party

'The Garrett Club'

"Anyway, who'd want to go clubbing, dementedly waving their arms in the air?"