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"Hi, may I offer you something to vomit at the next patch of turbulence?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

The Walk of Shame

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

After party at the spill club.

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

"Too much club."

Club insecurity.

Gorgeous Groovers.

"If you don't like the chicken, perhaps we can have the air marshal shoot a goose."

Get a life

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

Explorers Club

"Would you like to dance with me?"

Mile high skydivers

'I would say that we have unearthed ancient hunting weapons.'

"Boy, first class sure looks good."

Members only.

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

"Boy - Talk about exclusive!"

Birthday party

"Anyway, who'd want to go clubbing, dementedly waving their arms in the air?"

'The Garrett Club'