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"Boy, first class sure looks good."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Exercising

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

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Not The Real Me

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Football Skills

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'Have you heard the fisherman's song. . .To dream the impossibe bream.'

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

I'm pinning up next year's chart. You've got high hopes.

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

Mile high skydivers

"Your track coach expects a speedy recovery."

"That's very deep house."

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'

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Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

'...But my stupid parents said no!!'

Billy strip: wanting to be taller.

Runner thinking about sleeping.

'On your marks, get set, schmo. On your marks, get set, joe. On your marks, get set...'

'You're on our shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'

"No, you can't go sledding. It's too dangerous and besides, you have football practice."

In 'n out lung transplant.

'Well, this is your lucky day, Sheedy.Go in for Moore... He just blew out his knee.'

"Fly? She's big enough to achieve altitude without taking off!"

"Hi, may I offer you something to vomit at the next patch of turbulence?"