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"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'On your marks, get set, schmo. On your marks, get set, joe. On your marks, get set...'

He kept up his guitar practise...

The Brothers Grime

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

National Academy of Sport

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

Man running

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Plymouth Rock

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Moving into an office while it's being built.

Lou Reed

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Tony Iommi

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

Rocking Panda

T-Rex Track Relay Problem

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Django.

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Small steps...

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag