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People liked running things past Michael.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

National Academy of Sport

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

401K

Female business.

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

Man running

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

"We're counting on you to save this company, Fitzgerald.

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

T-Rex Track Relay Problem

"I'm in the market for a good sidekick."

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

Heavy Workload

Small steps...

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

"Yeah, you're the CFO of a global multinational, but to me you'll always be the First National Bank of Dad."

Track runner running out of track

'It's got people contributing but it's a pain smoothing out all those notes.'

False starts.