Corporate Rock Star T-Shirts

"All in favor of ditching the suits and forming a rock band say 'aye'."

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Self portrait.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Rod Stewart

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Electric guitar

'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Landing That Tough Account

Santa Metal Claus

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"