Corporate Rock Star T-Shirts

"All in favor of ditching the suits and forming a rock band say 'aye'."

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

Robert Fripp

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

ZZZZZZZ Top

Freddie Mercury

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Jimi Hendrix.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Self portrait.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Ray Davies

Ringo Starr

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

Roger McGuinn

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Rod Stewart

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Pete Townshend

Santa Metal Claus

'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'

Peter Gabriel

Landing That Tough Account

Mick Jagger

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'