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"We didn't drag you off the plane. That WAS your frequent flyer reward."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

"If you don't like the chicken, perhaps we can have the air marshal shoot a goose."

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"Greatest Band?"

Tightrope Walker

The stilt walkers union on strike

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Confessions on a plane.

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

"You have one billion frequent flyer miles. No wonder you list our airport as your business address."

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."

Dude, it's cool that you rebel by wearing a nose-ring, but if I were to do that, I would look just like my dad...

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

'You want to get me the owner's manual out of the glove compartment?'

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

Skydivers recording their air miles.

"Brass band and bagpipes have their place. Outdoors and 10 miles away!"

'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'

'As a general rule of thumb, if your only assets are your frequent flyer miles, you don't need to create a trust for your children.'

'That's business class.'

Excess Baggage: These days airport frequent flyer lounges are even more crowded than the general boarding areas.

"Fly? She's big enough to achieve altitude without taking off!"