Mile-high Club Member Gifts

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Fly? She's big enough to achieve altitude without taking off!"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Niche Extracurriculars

"Too much club."

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

"If you don't like the chicken, perhaps we can have the air marshal shoot a goose."

Vaccine passport required

Men drinking

Pole Vaulting Club

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

'I would say that we have unearthed ancient hunting weapons.'

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

"Boy, first class sure looks good."

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."