Mile-high Gourmet Gifts

"If you don't like the chicken, perhaps we can have the air marshal shoot a goose."

LAY ZEE FUK

'What zip code are we in now?'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

The Origins of Everything

Keith Floyd.

'What'll it be?'

Quartet of chefs.

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Stand back - while I whip something up

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

"All I've got left is smoked."

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

"I'm regretting that I offered him free lunch instead of an increased salary!"

Surgeon

'Now watch and listen!'

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

"What's not disgusting?"

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Pizza Fencing

'What wine goes with an enormous expense account?'

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

Pretty Soon: Bioengineering will produce livestock which requires less processing.

'WHAT??! 3.695.897 euro for the pizza delivery service??!'

"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

Pianist with Knife and Fork.