Mile-high Muncher Gifts

'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Parisian man eating pastries

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"If you don't like the chicken, perhaps we can have the air marshal shoot a goose."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Babies who Lunch.

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"Cemetery Pie"

Cake!

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Meditation Munchies

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

Motivation

"So … ribs for lunch?"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

'I'd like the low-cal enchiladas, the low-sodium corn chips, and the diet margarita.'

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

"I'm starting my diet today."