Mile-high Muncher Prints

'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Parisian man eating pastries

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"If you don't like the chicken, perhaps we can have the air marshal shoot a goose."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Babies who Lunch.

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"Cemetery Pie"

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

Cake!

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

Meditation Munchies

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

"So … ribs for lunch?"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

Actually, it's healthier to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day.

'I'd like the low-cal enchiladas, the low-sodium corn chips, and the diet margarita.'

Motivation