Mile Muncher Gifts

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Breakfast: 2 Mile - Lunch: 217 Mile - Dinner: 453 Mile

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"Now you've told everyone how importatn you are, would you like an upgrade to first class and a complimentary foot massage?"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"They're sound bites."

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

Theater Usher Moms.

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

Motivation

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"