Mile Muncher Gifts

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Breakfast: 2 Mile - Lunch: 217 Mile - Dinner: 453 Mile

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"Now you've told everyone how importatn you are, would you like an upgrade to first class and a complimentary foot massage?"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

"They're sound bites."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Motivation

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

Man eating 'after work mints'

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'