Mile Crusher Gifts

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'Well, we made it.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

'Did you try rebooting?'

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

"It's make it or break it time. All in favor of breaking it?"

"You have one billion frequent flyer miles. No wonder you list our airport as your business address."

Hitting a Brick Wall.

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

"Now you've told everyone how importatn you are, would you like an upgrade to first class and a complimentary foot massage?"

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

'I've never met a salesperson I didn't like... except, of course, for you people.'

Skydivers recording their air miles.

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'

'As a general rule of thumb, if your only assets are your frequent flyer miles, you don't need to create a trust for your children.'

"Well, after an 18 hour delay what alternative is there?"

"No, you can't be anything you want when you grow up. You're a moose."

'As our new Sales Associate, you'll be on straight commission plus unemployment.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'