Wheel Crusher Gifts

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

"What's a patent?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Touring Cyclist

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

The Salesman

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Used wheels

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

"I really hate sales meetings"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Well, we made it.'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

Hamster.

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

Potter

"It's make it or break it time. All in favor of breaking it?"