Castle Crushers Gifts

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Welcome Ghost.

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Creative Writing. I've learned a lot in this class. I used to use cliches like they were going out of style, but now I wouldn't touch one with a ten-foot pole.

'Well, we made it.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"Security is lax on this side."

'HEY,no Tongue!'

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

"Is it a flag of surrender...someones washing or a rude gesture?"

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

Hitting a Brick Wall.

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

Anders Iniesta

"Sir! The Moorne Castle Monster is under the strict protection of the National Historic Trust!"

"How's your blogging going?"

"Bummer. Let's try the castle down the road."

Feral Goldfish.