Castle Crushers Pillows

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Welcome Ghost.

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'Well, we made it.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"Security is lax on this side."

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

"Is it a flag of surrender...someones washing or a rude gesture?"

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

Hitting a Brick Wall.

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

"How's your blogging going?"

"Sir! The Moorne Castle Monster is under the strict protection of the National Historic Trust!"

Feral Goldfish.