Controller Crusher Gifts

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Rage.

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Let me stop you right there. Look, you're paid to keep the competition out of our territory. I don't need to hear all the grizzly details."

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

Accountant sings the blues

'Well, we made it.'

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

Computer Gamers.

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

The gaming world.

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

Video game

"How's your blogging going?"

Speeding in a video game

Exercise for fat people.

Police Marksman Game