Controller Conjurer Gifts

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

Rage.

Bright Idea

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Guitars in Heaven

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

Fallen Angel.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"She works best in hex mode."

Computer Gamers.

Balancing Act.

Godot finally turns up

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

"Don't write it!"

"The usual, please."

Magician producing the Euro

fortune teller and credit card.

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

"Have you any thoughts on the matter?"

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

Witching Hour

'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.'

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'