Console Conjurer Gifts

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

Bright Idea

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

Artist and Musician

Creativity

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Guitars in Heaven

Artistic license.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

Fallen Angel.

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

Henri Matisse

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"The usual, please."

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"She works best in hex mode."

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'It's another canvasser dear'

Witch Online

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

Paint charming.

Still life?