Concept Conjurer Gifts

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

Bright Idea

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Witch's Brew.

Ghostbasters 3

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

My Cauldron Rules

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.