Connectivity Conjurers Gifts

Godot finally turns up

Bright Idea

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Artist and Musician

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Human Recources Management

Creativity

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Artistic license.

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

Henri Matisse

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

"She works best in hex mode."

"Don't write it!"

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"I have to know how it's done."

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'It's another canvasser dear'

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

"Have you any thoughts on the matter?"