Cosmic Conjurer Gifts

"I have to know how it's done."

Alien Magician

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Witch's Brew.

Ghostbasters 3

Human Recources Management

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Guitars in Heaven

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

My Cauldron Rules

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

Fallen Angel.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

"She works best in hex mode."