Cosmic Conjurer Mugs

"I have to know how it's done."

Alien Magician

'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Witch's Brew.

Ghostbasters 3

Human Recources Management

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

My Cauldron Rules

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Fallen Angel.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

Godot finally turns up

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

"The usual, please."