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Godot finally turns up

Bright Idea

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Artist and Musician

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Creativity

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Human Recources Management

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'I'm a voice over artist.'

Artistic license.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

Henri Matisse

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

"Don't write it!"

"She works best in hex mode."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"I have to know how it's done."

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'It's another canvasser dear'

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

"Have you any thoughts on the matter?"