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'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Late BroomStick

Bright Idea

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

Fallen Angel.

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

"The usual, please."

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

Godot finally turns up

"She works best in hex mode."

"Don't write it!"

"I have to know how it's done."

"Have you any thoughts on the matter?"

Alien Magician

Paint charming.

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."