Controller Crusher Prints

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Rage.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Let me stop you right there. Look, you're paid to keep the competition out of our territory. I don't need to hear all the grizzly details."

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

Creative Writing. I've learned a lot in this class. I used to use cliches like they were going out of style, but now I wouldn't touch one with a ten-foot pole.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

Accountant sings the blues

'Well, we made it.'

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

Computer Gamers.

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

Anders Iniesta

Happiness is a warm Ybox.

Video game

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

"How's your blogging going?"

The gaming world.

Speeding in a video game

Exercise for fat people.

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"