Cycle Crusher Prints

"Son, it's time I taught you how to crush a bicycle."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Man running in a hamster wheel

You had me at vintage.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

Musical Bicycle.

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

Win-win. Whenever I hear that from you, I want to hide under the counter. New research shows the only proven way to prolong life is caloric restriction. Eat less, live longer. Introducing our new breakfast meal plan: The Fountain of Youth. You get half a muffin and half a glass of water. Sounds meager. Exactly. That's why we're charging $16. But a full muffin only costs $4. And it won't prolong your life. Can you even put a price on immortality? How much should we charge for an empty plate of ai

Creative Writing. I've learned a lot in this class. I used to use cliches like they were going out of style, but now I wouldn't touch one with a ten-foot pole.

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

Happy Office

"Cough cough"

'Grown ups have been doing this all wrong!'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

I'm using fossil fuel.

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

"Me, I'm out for a run with the dog on the bike."

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Cycling Race

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

Uni-cycle for sale.

Exercise Gym. Only the bike is stationary -- you have to actually move.