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"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

"What's a patent?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Touring Cyclist

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

The Salesman

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Used wheels

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

Caveman on the brink of technology.

"You spoil that Hamster."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"I really hate sales meetings"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Well, we made it.'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

Hamster.

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

Potter