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'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

"Cough cough"

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

"O.K., so no animals were harmed, but were they adequately compensated?"

"Some manage with a carrot, and others, with a stick. I find success with both."

"How's your blogging going?"

'You haven't been eating your carrots, have you?'

"One man's trash is another man's treasure. But in your case, another man's trash is ow your trash."

Beethoven's teenage pro-surfer career takes a dramatic turn.

'Ben doesn't know what to do between hunting season and fishing season, so he shot February.'

"I just gave her 100 Candy Crush lives so she won't be seeing anybody for a while."

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

"No, you can't be anything you want when you grow up. You're a moose."

An angry Fox has reclaimed his former fur from a Women who was wearing it as a coat.

"Are you the folks who called the exterminator?"

"Son, it's time I taught you how to crush a bicycle."

"Karl! What happened?"

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