Pin Crusher Gifts

There are more things to life than bowling---but I ignore them.

The Pro Bowlers Strike a Pose for their Reunion Photo

There are more things to life than bowling...but I ignore them.

Strike!

Bowling Pin: 'There, THAT'S him!! Number 4! That's the CRAZY Psycho!'

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

King Pin

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

Bowling ball head.

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

ACcountants Lunch

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

'We have a problem!'

Bowling alley

"Christmas shopping done - the trolley only cost a quid."

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

"Let's talk about how we're not all going to buy anything this fall."

"Maybe you should just slow your roll."

'Just a bit more, mother - then you can go bowling.'

'I told you a five iron was too much club, man! You're lucky you hit the pin!'

Cat Bowling

Bowling.

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

'What lapel pin do you see yourself wearing in ten years?'

Demo Skittles

'No, I'm not sick, I just can't afford to come into work today.'

'Honey, do you have a spare?'

"Son, it's time I taught you how to crush a bicycle."