Prophetic Pin Crusher Gifts

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

King Pin

Monk on the beach

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

Bowling ball head.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'll have dessert first."

'I say we try it.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Fortune teller sees impending doom

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

The End is Near.

When I make it, I like to see it.

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

A self-filling prophecy.

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

Down with canned laughter.

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

Metamorphosis is coming.

"I have a really bad habit of beating myself up...and my addition to sweets is not helping matters."

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

2012,end of the world advice.

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'