Kingpin Crusher Gifts

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Lemonade Inc.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Will work for Food Network.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

Safety Pin

Whisk

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

'Have you been buying useless football memorabilia off the internet again?'

"This is my lawyer, my lawyer's lawyer and my lawyer's lawyer's lawyer!"

Strike!

Bowling Pin: 'There, THAT'S him!! Number 4! That's the CRAZY Psycho!'

Two porters carry a king

Bowling.

"Like you, mom, I never waste leftover. Want some pizza slice, meatloaf hunk, chicken salad soup?"

"Son, it's time I taught you how to crush a bicycle."

Bowling alley.

"The government thought that because we're independent scientists we'll back them up as long as the money's ok. I told them that was true and we got the contract!"

Kitty Business man, In Out boxes.

'It's online, subscribers pay only for the articles they want, it's updated every day - are you sure we can call it a magazine?'

The Pro Bowlers Strike a Pose for their Reunion Photo