Kingpin Crusher Gifts

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Lemonade Inc.

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Will work for Food Network.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

Safety Pin

Whisk

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

"This is my lawyer, my lawyer's lawyer and my lawyer's lawyer's lawyer!"

Bowling.

Bowling Pin: 'There, THAT'S him!! Number 4! That's the CRAZY Psycho!'

Strike!

Two porters carry a king

"Like you, mom, I never waste leftover. Want some pizza slice, meatloaf hunk, chicken salad soup?"

Bowling alley.

"The government thought that because we're independent scientists we'll back them up as long as the money's ok. I told them that was true and we got the contract!"

Kitty Business man, In Out boxes.

"Son, it's time I taught you how to crush a bicycle."

The Pro Bowlers Strike a Pose for their Reunion Photo

'It's online, subscribers pay only for the articles they want, it's updated every day - are you sure we can call it a magazine?'

There are more things to life than bowling...but I ignore them.