Prophetic Pin Crusher Pillows

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

King Pin

Monk on the beach

Bowling ball head.

'I say we try it.'

"I'll have dessert first."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

The End is Near.

When I make it, I like to see it.

A self-filling prophecy.

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

Down with canned laughter.

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

2012,end of the world advice.

'What would Nostradamus do?'

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'