Prophecy Ponderer Pillows

The end is near.

The End is Near.

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

'What would Nostradamus do?'

Memory Clinic: The end of something or other is near.

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Oh, it's so easy with hindsight, isn't it?'

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

I Told You So

The World Ends In 30 Days...21 Business Days

"Oh! Well, Enoch isn't the chosen one. Maybe it's you Moses?"

The end is nig....

"In a digital world there will be no counterclockwise and very little clockwise!"

Man holding a stop sign.

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

Prophetic Limbs.

Judgment Day, May 21, 2012

"We offer a short-term high yield bond fund that may fit your particular investing priorities."

"Have you tried ringing the help desk?"

World Will End Tomorrow

Belshazzer's Feast

"He never was one for long shots."

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

"I'll have dessert first."

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A minority will go berserk and murder a bunch of people... and his victims will be accused of racism!'

A self-filling prophecy.

"And here's the office of Mister Sloane, the company's new futurist."

End of World Time Out

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"Not at all the sort of comment one was expecting."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Yippee! I'm right!"

2012,end of the world advice.

New end of the world.

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'