Pins Gifts

'What lapel pin do you see yourself wearing in ten years?'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"Privates Beach"

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Bowling ball head.

King Pin

Luke Sleepwalker...

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"Double vision! Are you sure?"

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

Death Watch

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

bitter lemon...

'I was doing okay 'til I stuck my neck out on guillotine.'

'You are charged with assault and battery on a battery....'

"Of course I'm polite, I'm cordial!"

"My post got a trillion 'likes'!"

'Check out what I invented! Looks like we're even now!'

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

Stayed home and kicked back

"Great. . . another cheesy joke."

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

'You've been in there for eleven weeks! I've got to pupa!'

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

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