Pin Painter Gifts

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

King Pin

Bowling ball head.

Happy Hog - Manet

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

'Don't say anything dad, let the cartoonist do a punchline.'

'Check out what I invented! Looks like we're even now!'

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

Bowling alley

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

Painting and Decorating

"How did the acupuncture session go, Sebastian?"

Beginner approaching the lane.

'Just a bit more, mother - then you can go bowling.'

Bowling.

'I told you a five iron was too much club, man! You're lucky you hit the pin!'

"Maybe you should just slow your roll."

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

Demo Skittles

'Honey, do you have a spare?'

'What lapel pin do you see yourself wearing in ten years?'

Bettie Page caricature

General bowling.

'Your Father and I like your new friends, Tim. We just don't want you to end up in the gutter.'

"If we weren't in last place, I'd be pretty offended by this."

"I'm leaving you, and I'm taking the bowling pins with me."

'Nah! It's not so bad staring at four walls all day!'