Pins Mugs

'What lapel pin do you see yourself wearing in ten years?'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"Privates Beach"

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

King Pin

Luke Sleepwalker...

Bowling ball head.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"Double vision! Are you sure?"

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

Death Watch

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

bitter lemon...

Stayed home and kicked back

'I was doing okay 'til I stuck my neck out on guillotine.'

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

"My post got a trillion 'likes'!"

"Great. . . another cheesy joke."

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"Of course I'm polite, I'm cordial!"

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

'You are charged with assault and battery on a battery....'

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

'You've been in there for eleven weeks! I've got to pupa!'

'Somebody spiked the punch!'