Mile-high Enthusiast Gifts

"And in the event of the service charge taking your breath away, an oxygen mask will drop..."

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

'What zip code are we in now?'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"If you don't like the chicken, perhaps we can have the air marshal shoot a goose."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"Good dog!"

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Life in the Fast Lane.

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

Man on stilts on a date.

'Just how tall is this building?'

"Because we're jerks."

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'You just grew three inches.'

Everest summit queue...

Mile high skydivers

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'Hello, Pothole Patrol? I'd like to make a report...'

'You imbecile!! Didn't i tell you to watch our altitude?! / A co-pilot accidentally flies too high ending up in heaven and smacking into an angel

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.