Mile-high Enthusiast Pillows

"And in the event of the service charge taking your breath away, an oxygen mask will drop..."

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"If you don't like the chicken, perhaps we can have the air marshal shoot a goose."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"Good dog!"

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Life in the Fast Lane.

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Man on stilts on a date.

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

'Just how tall is this building?'

"Because we're jerks."

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

Mile high skydivers

Everest summit queue...

'Hello, Pothole Patrol? I'd like to make a report...'

'You imbecile!! Didn't i tell you to watch our altitude?! / A co-pilot accidentally flies too high ending up in heaven and smacking into an angel