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I could have danced all night!

La Table

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"Welcome to our private banking group."

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

'This is just the warm up.'

This club is for members only

"No long-playing records allowed."

"You. You. And you."

'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.'

'Bacon's here. So's lettuce and tomato. Just waitin' on bread.'

Dinosaur Extinction, If your name's not down...

Cut out and keep your own Bouncer.

'I knew he was intelligent when he agreed with everything I said'

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

"Do you have a reservation?"

"Must be a really good deep trance night."

Freedom Day: Please Rave Responsibly

"I can let you in, but really it's just a place I rented to be alone and maybe write a little."

"It costs how much to join?"