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La Table

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

Members only.

This club is for members only

"You. You. And you."

'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.'

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

Dinosaur Extinction, If your name's not down...

"Do you have a reservation?"

Millionaires club: "The bad news is, this recession has forced us to recruit lottery winners!"

"It costs how much to join?"

"This is a private club. Are you a Mamba ?"

'Hey! This club is for members only!'

'Husbands in waiting' - The Ladies' Circle

Club Heaven.

Garrick club. Men's men only.

"Mr. Lee's Chinese Palace, one of the city's best-kept secrets."

"Now you tell me I'm the only member?"

"Tia Carmen, can I join your Wise Latina League?"

Club Sketches - Cause and Effect.

"I often mistake a twenty pound note for a membership card."

"I won an award from my club! I'm the only member who doesn't owe membership dues."

"Your request to join is being reviewed by the group moderator!"