Elite Club Member Gifts

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

La Table

'Greenwich in the Season'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

Members only.

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

My latest invention is genius. It's an affinity card for our best customers. That's not a new idea. Airlines, rental car agencies, hotels … They all have loyalty programs where you can earn discounts and special treatment. Spare me. Ours has a way better name: The Cafe Exclusive VIP Premier Executive Best Customer Reward Program. And we don't trouble customers with confusing discounts and benefits. All hail the VIP premier cheapskate.

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

This club is for members only

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

"Do you have a reservation?"

"Well gentlemen, I think it's time we rejoined the ladyboys."

"I can let you in, but really it's just a place I rented to be alone and maybe write a little."

"It costs how much to join?"

'We're here for the big chest tournament.'

"I don't like the look of that new member."