Senior Club Member Gifts

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Handle With Care

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

Men drinking

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

"Marie, are you still driving?"

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

"How's your memory?"

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'