Senior Club Member Prints

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Men drinking

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

"Marie, are you still driving?"

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

"How's your memory?"

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'